“To be or not to be?” is not the question.
“How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop?” is not the question.
Not even “How many singer/songwriters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” is the question.
The question is…
“How many cups of coffee will be required in order for me to function at all today?”
That, my friends, is the question!